planetichigatsu:

by: JP

(to the tune of Party in the USA)

I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay

With my bayong and tsinelas

Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas

Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?

Jumped in the jeep

Barya lang sa umaga

Look to my right

Nakita ko ang Luneta

I am getting so hungry

All the food seem so dirty

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the kondoktor turned on the radio

And the Jessa song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Get to the club in my tricycle

Everybody’s not lookin’ at me now

Like who’s that jologs with cheap step-in

She’s gotta be from Mindanao

So hard with dabarkads not around me

It’s definitely not Abu Sayaf  party

Cause all I see are mayamans

They don’t drink sago’t gulaman

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the tambay dropped my favorite tune

And the Narda song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Feel like hoppin’ on the boat (on the boat)

Back to my barrio tonight

Something stops me everytime

The rugby smells so good and I feel alright

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay