Anong sabi ni 0 kay 8?
Pare, baket ang sikip mo magbelt?

Ano naman sabi ni 1 kay 7?
Pare mahangin ba sa labas?

Why is P3.70 is equals to P13.20?
Trisibinti=Trisibinti

Customer: Waiter! Bakit ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba ang cook niyo dito?
Waiter: Ay, sir. Wala po kami cook dito… Pipse lang! Pipse!

Teacher: Bakit ka na-late?
Student: Nawalan ho kasi ng 500 ung lalaki..
Teacher: Tinulungan mo sya maghanap?
Student: Hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya!

Teacher: Juan, I-english mo.. “Ang uwak ay hinang-hinang
naglakad-lakad”
Juan: mam, The wak wak wik wik wok wok!

Boy: Hayop ka! Ginawa mo ko tau-tauhan sa sakahan, pero sahod ko hindi tumataas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?
Among Kano: Speak english! I can’t understand you!
Boy: Animal you! Man man me in the farm, my salary did not climb! If I die, who will eat my family, you?

Night and Day
I wander on the streets
Walking aimlessly,
walking through a path all alone without certainty.
People judge me by how I look
And what I wear, but
I don’t mind cause it’s my style.
They see me alone without any company
But are they as free as me?
- Taong Grasa

I’m so sick and tired of this cruel life!
In solitude, I always tread this life’s endless road
Amidst the spooky, cold, and uncertain darkness of the night
Shouting relentlessly at the top of my lungs
Just so you can hear and answer your exotic cravings…
 - Magbabalot